Bone Anchor

Definition 1: Someone who actively holds you back from having intercourse

Definition 2: A skeleton whom you throw overboard to hold your ship in place (he is very powerful)

Man, that guy is a total bone anchor. Women won't talk to me anymore because of him.

Arg! There is land ahead, get the bone anchor ready!

by Jerid Messa December 28, 2022

Well anchored rack

I nice, safely tied bikini top on a girl with ample assets.

Bernice came flouncing into the room - her well anchored rack perky but uncharacteristically subdued.

by Bryce Bernard July 6, 2018

ANCHORS

Alex and ephraim

Alex and Ephraim are anchors and drag behind

by Drinkingpine35 August 21, 2018

Anchor Ass

When your girlfriend takes up at least 2/3 of the bed and you are unable to move her

You had an Anchor Ass last night!

by mydickscareskids October 30, 2022

Anchor bang

A sexual move pioneered by Popeye the Sailor man, where he fists Olive Oil until the anchor tatoo on his fore arm disappears. Fist enthusiasts often draw anchors on their fore arms with sharpie markers to repeat this manuever. More serious fisters can be recognized by the anchor permanently tatooed on their arms.

Popeye anchor banged a sweet pea outta olive oil

by Saltypecker January 4, 2022

anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 8, 2022

Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.

I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.

by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021