Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU

person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by HarrySmi August 5, 2024

Alfie montero

Alfie Has a poo stain and is smelly

Alfie montero has a poo stain and is smelly

by smelly stain January 16, 2020

Alfi Sigmič

Its a sigma version of a singer named Alfi Nipič

Broooo are you a Alfi Sigmič

by Sigmaaaaa June 25, 2024

ALFIE

Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee

Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)

by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021

Alfie fairhurst

He’s just a sausage.

I was eating an Alfie fairhurst butty.

by Jimmy78 April 25, 2020

Alfie

Alfie is a kind boy and is a really nice boyfriend.he’s a good friend and probably has a friend called my cha cha.Alfie is a guy that will have loads of girl friends and is never single.Alfie is a pretty,hot boy

Girls come to Alfie he’s a nice boy

by Freya dabslls November 16, 2023

Alfie

A drug-dealer who doesn’t know how to treat girls

Have you seen Alfie recently, the one who can’t treat girls right

by Alfie Glenn November 24, 2019