A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.
I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.
by abc31 July 14, 2023
Get the Miguel Salamancamug. Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!
by BradLuck85 January 6, 2024
Get the Jacob Miguelmug. 
The most badass mother fucker you've seen get behind the wheen of a forklift.
When he pulls UP, the panties drop DOWN.
When he pulls UP, the panties drop DOWN.
by ForkliftGod October 27, 2022
Get the Miguelmug. 
Is a big time poes, player, hoe whatever you would say.
Can't be trusted.
Probably takes drugs and parties alot, gives a shit bout school or work
But nice ig.
Can't be trusted.
Probably takes drugs and parties alot, gives a shit bout school or work
But nice ig.
Miguel is poes
by Kpl1237642 July 10, 2022
Get the Miguelmug. miguel can be the best friend u can ever have and is very smart and can help u if ur name is zyrah he can help u if u have mental problems and can make the best handshake ever.
by my friends call me august March 10, 2023
Get the miguelmug.