Jonathan

Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.

Man I wish I would have never dumped Jonathan for him

by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018

Jonathan

A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body

Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!

by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018

Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.

Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.

by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020

Jonathan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.

Last weekend a Jonathan was spotted on a toilet

by Hero_DC March 12, 2019

Jonathan

A dude that can do both. He can be weird but serious, even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face. He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But somehow with all that he's athletic and some what smart but acts stupid 24/7.a stupid hoe

Your a mysterious mofo is your name Jonathan?

by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017

Jonathan

Someone who loves lawn care and a whole lotta music

Jonathan loves to cut the beautiful grass.

by Hahahaha your mom November 8, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan is a gay Xbox player. He enjoys having gay sex and 69ing. He also loves being a stoner. He offer combines his two favorite things and becomes a gay stoner man

Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night

Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex

by Epic gamer man July 18, 2019