Middle Child

-least favourite
-ignored
-often unknown
-only noticed when in trouble
-gets hand me down items

That mother is ignoring that child instead of the other 2 that are not listening! That must be the middle child.

by November 25, 2021

Bin Child

Someone who knocks over a ton of bins and trips a lot, or is well known to be clumsy, reference to AmazingPhil from Dan and Phil.

Friend: Dangit *fall over into trash can*
Phan: you're such a bin child.
Friend: wat

by Sam the amazin Magic boat July 02, 2016

Bean Child

Bean child: /Bean ch-ild/
Pure and smol and huggable. Must be protected.
10/10 would motherhen

this person is a bean child it needs to protected

by RileyGaming_YT July 19, 2018

smole child

Literally meaning small child. A cute way to say small child. Someone innocent and young.

Awww look at that smole child

by Pnutbutty August 19, 2017

Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.

Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support

by Djfhahdbgn November 14, 2022

obama child

One who wants to live off government freebees instead of working.......one who believes in wealth redistribution.....socialist

I'm a obama child who is to lazy to work and expect the government to take care of me.

by pieces May 10, 2014

Child Molester

A child molester is a sick individual that preys on children for sexual pleasure. I feel for any child that has been molested by this A__ Holes.
Wayne Chmelsky is one of those sick people. He recently got convicted.

A Wayne Chmelsky is a great example of a Child Molester.

by gevvst May 02, 2008