Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.

Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"

by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009

picking up a pound of beef

wanking it, jerking it, beating it.

my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef

by volcom186 November 5, 2003

Pick a hand

When someone is annoying the utter fuck out of you or generally being a dick you may have to initiate the pick a hand. Simply ask the asshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack the shit out of them with their chosen prize. Note that if the son of a bitch is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.

That piece of shit tried to hit on my girlfriend! I'm going to ask him to pick a hand.

Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.

by tokeshed January 22, 2018

The Pick A State Game

Player one thinks of a state, once they figure out what state they have chosen, player one puts his/her hand on player two's knee and says "Pick a state". Player two then guesses a state, if they guess the state player one was thinking of the game ends, but if they guess the wrong state player one moves his/her hand slightly closer to player two's crotch. To make the game more interesting you can use kisses instead of hands or start at the ankle to build up more suspense.

"Last night I played The Pick A State Game with that girl I met at the bar. It went great! Here, smell my fingers."

by Shlappy March 27, 2010

Pick a flower

It means to pick a spot to hit, slap, or kick

Drunk dad- "Why aren't the dishes washed" !!
Child- "Sorry dad!! I forgot, I had a long day so I took a nap."
Drunk dad- "that's it" !!
Child- "it's okay dad pick a flower and do it I'm used to the pain" :(

by iCoNiC r4T September 20, 2018

Tickle my pickle for a nickel

It means to get a girl and make her suck and tickle your pickle for a nickel for 5mins

Hey can you tickle my pickle for a nickel?

by YOUNG_CUTEBOY March 29, 2017

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver July 13, 2007