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Jonathan

Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
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Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
Man I wish I would have never dumped Jonathan for him
by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018
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quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs
dont be jonathan be carlos
by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018
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Jonathan is a gay Xbox player. He enjoys having gay sex and 69ing. He also loves being a stoner. He offer combines his two favorite things and becomes a gay stoner man
Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night

Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex
by Epic gamer man July 18, 2019
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The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS
Did you see Jonathan last night.”

Yeah there wasn’t much to see”
by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019
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A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard
Jonathan can't play that game.
by ydhfjfjd March 5, 2019
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n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
by Hero_DC March 12, 2019
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