Wookie Burn

1. The act of catching gonorrhea or clamidia from an extremely hairy man or woman.

2. The abrasion that occurs from spooning with an extremely hairy man.

"Did you hear about Gina? She slept with that scandelous Indian dude. His trifflin ass gave here the clap!"

"What isle is your neosporin in? This dude I slept with while I was drunk gave me a wookie burn."

by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011

The Wookie Wack

Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.

After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.

by Stephen Surriousluh August 8, 2009

Wookie it up

The act of yelling like a wookie and running into a battle...

Tom: Did you just hear that?

James: Yeah I did, What was it?

Karl: That was just Dan joining the fight! Wookie it up!

Dan: GRRRRRAAAAGRAAAAA

by Blind Kung Fu Masta June 2, 2010

Wookie Pookie

when a big girl has a fat and hairy snatch, a hairy vagina no man should ever go near. has been known to growl and rawr at first sight.

hey man would you bang her?
Ew she prolly has a wookie pookie!

by Man of crab October 14, 2011

wookie monster

a person that is that a usually ugly, fat, sloppy, or looks bad.

Man1: That big bitch looks like cookie monster.
Man2: Fuck that. She a wookie monster.

by Bottom boots sister March 7, 2005

Wobbly Wookie

a drunk alaska native who is just walking around. wobbly wookies feed on captain morgan and listerine. avoid pulling out money while around them otherwise they might ask you for a dollar.

person 1:holy shit! another wobbly wookie!

person 2: quick! hide the listerine!

by ak4lif March 29, 2009

bush wookie

a bush camper in fortnite

a bush wookie is a person who camps in fortnite

by dats dae wae June 19, 2018