Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.
After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.
by Stephen Surriousluh August 8, 2009
Get the The Wookie Wack mug.1. A native to Kashyyyk in the act of opening and closing his/her eye deliberately.
2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.
2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.
Jesse: Hey guys, have you seen my winking wookie?
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals
by Solzorz May 20, 2008
Get the Winking Wookie mug.1. The act of catching gonorrhea or clamidia from an extremely hairy man or woman.
2. The abrasion that occurs from spooning with an extremely hairy man.
2. The abrasion that occurs from spooning with an extremely hairy man.
"Did you hear about Gina? She slept with that scandelous Indian dude. His trifflin ass gave here the clap!"
"What isle is your neosporin in? This dude I slept with while I was drunk gave me a wookie burn."
"What isle is your neosporin in? This dude I slept with while I was drunk gave me a wookie burn."
by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011
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