Jonathan Barnes

Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.

I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.

by jem1847 April 18, 2016

Barn Doors

Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.

“Did you see Jeffrey’s barn doors! “

“He has the barn doors of a dancer”’

by Lady Fob November 10, 2020

barn

this is another name for KFC

I went to barn for dinner - i went to KFC for dinner

by BENDA August 10, 2006

Barn Spice

A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:

2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes

Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.

Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.

Also: Barn spicing

Man, she said she wasn't into it, but as soon as I busted out the barn spice she changed her tune.

by barnmucker January 16, 2011

autumn barnes

She is a beautiful person, and is always with her friends, and is valued. She is determined to do anything and everything. She is a teachers pet and gets straight A's. An Autumn is an amazing person.

Autumn is a beautiful amazing person.

Autumn is really smart.

I go to her for anything.

Autumn Barnes is always with her friends, and she is determined.

by Miranda Greene June 30, 2016

Barn Whore

A girl who constantley blogs or post things on facebook about being country ; also fantasizes about how one day they will marry there red neck romeo.

Barn Whore FB post : " If you aint country, you needa gitcha butt outta here honey. "

Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "

by Lethal Lemon Ninja June 6, 2013

Barn troll

A barn troll is someone who has not been raised with a level of tact and/or has not established respectful and clean habits in life, such as flushing the toilet, observing regular personal hygiene and not acting like a seven year old in your career. Really, this can be used any time you want to confuse and insult someone at the same time.

I.e. slimans entire immediate family

Sliman: * Frantic hyperactive chatter *
Renner: dude you're a barn troll

by Dex Mccheeseyton August 21, 2016