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Winking Wookie

1. A native to Kashyyyk in the act of opening and closing his/her eye deliberately.

2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.
Jesse: Hey guys, have you seen my winking wookie?
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals
by Solzorz May 20, 2008
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sand wookie

A word to describe a nest of Pakistani's who steal your benefits, while simultaneously stealing your job
Guy A: "Hey did you see that nest of sand wookies infesting Bradford?"
Guy B: "Do you mean the entire population?"

{sand} {wookie} {Bradford}
by Tilly Alexandria Tittington March 11, 2016
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Wookie it up

The act of yelling like a wookie and running into a battle...
Tom: Did you just hear that?

James: Yeah I did, What was it?

Karl: That was just Dan joining the fight! Wookie it up!

Dan: GRRRRRAAAAGRAAAAA
by Blind Kung Fu Masta June 2, 2010
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Wookie Pookie

when a big girl has a fat and hairy snatch, a hairy vagina no man should ever go near. has been known to growl and rawr at first sight.
hey man would you bang her?
Ew she prolly has a wookie pookie!
by Man of crab October 14, 2011
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wookie monster

a person that is that a usually ugly, fat, sloppy, or looks bad.
Man1: That big bitch looks like cookie monster.
Man2: Fuck that. She a wookie monster.
by Bottom boots sister March 7, 2005
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Wobbly Wookie

a drunk alaska native who is just walking around. wobbly wookies feed on captain morgan and listerine. avoid pulling out money while around them otherwise they might ask you for a dollar.
person 1:holy shit! another wobbly wookie!

person 2: quick! hide the listerine!
by ak4lif March 29, 2009
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bush wookie

a bush wookie is a person who camps in fortnite
by dats dae wae June 19, 2018
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