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vista

1. Make your friend buy something to test out how bad it is before you buy it.

2. Use marketing to trick someone into buying an inferior product that they later regret.
Friend 1: "You should buy Windows 11, then I'll decide whether to buy it based on your review."
Friend 2: "I'm not letting you vista me again."

Friend 1: "Hey bro, how did you get a Wii?"
Friend 2: "I got vista'd."
by doenjangnam December 26, 2022
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Vista

Vista’s the type of person who’s creative and approachable. Their uniqueness is shown whether it’s through their personality or their appearance. They often may be seen as quiet or to themselves but can be pretty outgoing if they choose to be. Overall, Vista is a good friend and is someone you can count on.
Person 1: I met this person named Vista today, they were pretty nice.

Person 2: That’s such a cool name too, you’ll have to introduce me!
by iitzh November 23, 2021
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monta vista

A highly competitive public high school in Cupertino California, often mistaken for Monte Vista Christian School. Around the late 1990s, asians began taking over and now it has become a nerd school. It is extremely homogenous not only in terms of the appearance of the students, but also their interests and hobbies, such as music tastes.

Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.

You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
You're so Monta Vista that you pulled allnighters in higschool to get straight A's and 20 APs to get into UC Berkeley computer science and graduate summa cum laude, only to have your boss be a San Jose state grad with a 2.8 gpa.
by YouraverageMVGrad August 9, 2022
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Plaza vista

one of the most trashy schools you could ever go to, full of terrible teachers who can’t do their jobs and more than 99% of the population consisting of Asians.
hey what’s the closest thing you get to a human landfill?
plaza vista.
by Imnotsaying... May 5, 2018
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Chula Vista Gumball Machine

The act of swirling your tongue in said person'a butthole making it loose then insert a quarter in your partner's urethra.
by Francoux October 24, 2025
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monte vista middle school

middle school that mostly sucks. i dunno im in it casue im dumb.
"what school do you go to?" " I go to monte vista middle school"
by the studen that sucks May 9, 2022
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Pull a Vista

To make a mistake that'll make everyone pissed off; when something screws up to make you mad.
Ex. 1: NO! DAMN IT! Don't pull a Vista on me you stupid TV!

Ex. 2: FUCK! I pulled a Vista on my Girlfriend!
by JonZip July 10, 2010
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