Victory Powerade

a drink that winners have after severly pwning a team. Usually associated with sports. Best if served cold or with LeBron James on the label.

Our team won, so we all went to Wal-Mart and bought victory powerades.

by B-skizzle November 15, 2006

victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.

I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.

by Ststephen78 March 13, 2014

victory drink

Having a drink in celebration of an acccomplishment.
Usually assocaited with parties or wherver heavy drinking may occur

It could be abbreviated "VD" but that would be confusing.

John: how did you do on your exam?

Jack: I'm sure I aced it, this calls for a victory drink

Or

Jack: You tappin' that?

John: Hell Yeah! Time for a victory drink

by micste87 December 9, 2008

Machiavellian victory

Something that seems like a win for everybody involved that doesn't lose everything, though they're often not actually getting/keeping everything, and are actually slowly losing little by little over a long period of time.

People thought it was a Machiavellian victory when a few houses in their neighborhood were burned down or gentrified, then a few more houses and neighbors were lost, and lost everything in the process, then a few more, until finally there was nothing left of what was once their neighborhood. The machine, and the people that were part of the machine took it from them, and they let it slip away from them without ever wak8ng up to fight for it.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

Victory Bate

Too reward yourself with masterbation after the completion of a task or feat that is exceptional and beyond belief.

Joey: Hey man, i finished my final essay last night in 20 minutes!

Mick: That's awesome dude! Must have been feeling pretty sweet about it!

Joey: Yeah! Totally! Even cranked out a little Victory Bate to congratulate myself!

by thelastpanda December 7, 2010

Victory Impaired

A kind way of calling someone a loser.

Joey insists that he is not a loser, but simply victory impaired.

by Ludwig77 August 14, 2011

Victory Slide

n. & v.

Est. at Wellsville High School in the boys' locker room showers after a victory in one sport or another, usu. football.

A victory slide consists of the shower floor being covered with soap while a naked individual "slides" across it on either his chest or back while yelling "Whoo!". Most of the time, the unlucky individual is pissed on.

Hey Joe, do a victory slide across the shower because we won the state championship!

Dude, I just got pissed all over while doing a victory slide!

by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004