Trucker Fucker

A member of law enforcement that pulls over truck drivers or people towing trailers and inspects them for violations.

These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.

The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.

Seen a couple trucker fuckers on my way to work this morning, had some dude and his rig pulled over.

Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.

by TVCAR112 October 7, 2025

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Trucker Gravy

The wondrous concoction of lot lizard snatch and multiple truckers hot and sweaty semen.

I heard Tiffany was full of trucker gravy on that 401 OnRoute.

by LizardLover40169 October 29, 2025

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trucker meal

When you sit down to eat a trucker meal, you are eating enough or more to feed the average trucker. If you are on a diet and someone comments you are having a trucker meal, you should definitely only eat a quarter or less of what is on your plate. A trucker meal is a gluttonous meal and YOU WILL plug up the toilet later on, so think of others.

Auntie M exclaimed “B is having a trucker meal.” B shouted to Auntie M to “go fuck herself.” B sauntered off to the kitchen for seconds. A loud fart and atrocious smell lingered for quite some time.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

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B trucker meal

B trucker meal is the following: orange pop, meatloaf, shrimp tray, a burrito, pepperoni pizza, and half a plastic container of cheap neapolitian ice cream.

Oh my goodness! If I ate B trucker meal, I’d get explosive diarrhea. Blast, splash!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

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Schooly trucker meal

Schooly trucker meal contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Olive Garden Cheese Ravioli, Olive Garden Stuffed Ziti Fritta, and Olive Garden Salad with Breadsticks.

I am completely starving and need to get a Schooly trucker meal for myself as I’m craving the OG.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

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