Tim Canterbury

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

by Jemma March 26, 2005

Tim Hortons

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.

by Beth Robertson November 08, 2003

Tim problems

When an individual is having issues with electronics that are sometimes trivial and usually a rare occurrence to the average user. This is sometimes described as a phenomenon of which only savvy and experienced tech gurus experience. The more frequent the tech issues appear, the more likely you're facing "Tim Problems".

Well, sir, no one else is having this issue. I apologize for the inconvenience but this sounds like definite Tim Problems.

by Redline13 August 06, 2019

Tim's Nipples

Post-pierced traumatic nipples of a middle-aged man. Only those who's eyes dare risk loss of vision have ever witness these beasts.

Dustin: "Did you get a chance to see Tim's Nipples on the float trip?

Swank: "what'd you think I wanted to be perma-blinded?"
Calvert: "some say its worth it"

by Doobins March 16, 2013

Tim Teblow

a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.

There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.

by Coolerfull July 13, 2012

Asian Tim

1. When somebody does not know if they are counted as Asian or not.

2. Or, a confused Pacific Islander.

1. This guy's from the Philippines, he's a total Asian Tim.

2. Asian Tims are native to places like Polynesia and Micronesia.

by thatonegirls96 March 30, 2011

Tim Bradford

A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.

"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them

by Chenfordalltheway May 14, 2021