The Romanian Rodeo

When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward

guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

Rodeo done

Term used when you've done all that you can on a particular project when the deadline comes. You haven't completed everything, but you've done all you can. Refers to a cowboy at a rodeo who throws up his hands when his time is up and falls off the bucking bronco.

Jason: "Hey Shawn, did you complete the TPS report? It was due today."
Shawn: "No, I needed some more information that never came, so I called it rodeo done and submitted the report."

by SilentC February 21, 2012

puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.

Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!

by Pugboners March 8, 2017

Sister Rodeo

When you are having sex with a woman doggystyle, you gently slide your thumb into her anus, then say, “I fucked your sister last night.” You then hold on for as long as possible.

Josh was having sex with Brandy, he broke the news of his last week’s infidelity with her sister Britt and had a sister rodeo.

by Nipple Knockers July 15, 2022

Rodeo Cowboy

A male is going to town with a female from behind, making sure he has a firm grip on her. At this point the male will yell "RODEO!", and a group of his friends bust out of the closet and turn on the light. As the female screams and attempts to flee, the male must ride her like a cowboy, shouting and screaming "YEEHAW!" while a friend with a stopwatch times how long he will last.

Check out this rodeo cowboy. He lasted 15 seconds before she bucked him off.

by pdc1301 January 26, 2017

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016