the dark side

liars about having cookies

evil dude: "Come over to the dark side, we have cookies"
some guy: "ok"

***
some guy: "hey where are the cookies?!??!!!?!"
evil dude: "its the dark side, what did you expect"

by FTWbasharDGKinfected December 23, 2009

Army of Darkness

Best Cult Classic ... Ever.

Sam Raimi, don't foget your roots.

by I Hate CAPS LOCK! August 1, 2004

dark tranquillity

An incredibly brilliant melodic death metal act that hails from Gothenburg, Sweden. Their talent for harmonic composition is unparalleled by anyone since Beethoven, as best exemplified by their 1995 release, The Gallery. Formed in 1989, their lineup has remained fairly stable compared to other Swedish acts.

Members:
Mikael Stanne - Vocals, former guitarist
Anders Jivarp - Drums
Niklas Sundin - Guitar
Martin Henriksson - Guitar, former bassist
Michael Nicklasson - Bass
Martin Brandstrom - Keyboards, electronics

Former Members:
Anders Friden - Vocals (now in In Flames)
Fredrik Johansson - Guitar

Uneducated metalhead: Man, Gothenburg metal sucks. It's all commercialized, uninspired crap nowadays.
Me: Obviously you haven't heard of Dark Tranquillity.

by Stand Ablaze September 29, 2005

A stub in the dark

When walking somewhere you often walk in the dark, you stub your toe on something which is not usually there, or was only recently put there.

I had a stub in the dark last night, when I got up to go to the toilet and stubbed my toe on the coffee table which my girlfriend had moved earlier that the day.

by Fred Invisible October 24, 2010

dark child

A black person. Child of a black or dark person.

Though, I did hear a song where "dark child" was referring to a WHITE artist. Hmm >_>

*music listener pushes play*
Brandy: Ohh... yeah
Random male voice: Uh huh. Dark Child.
Brandy: Yeah... mhm
Random male voice: What it do now?
Brandy: Wooahh... *starts singing*

Brandy may be replaced with Destiny's Child, P!nk, Beyonce, Christy Milian, and just about any other RnB singer.

by akodu July 31, 2006

Dark Adonis

See "Mid-Boss"

by GG Crono 4 November 9, 2003

Dark Vader

What a redneck calls Darth Vader due to his/her limited vocabulary.

On "Valantimes" day, Bobby Earl come over and fixed my "chimley". Then we snorted sum "oxycottons" and watched that movie with "Dark Vader". I think it's called "Star Track"

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015