cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.

Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!

by maplefrost November 1, 2017

cone packer

A cone packer or cone packers; people who pack pre rolled cone joints and can’t actually roll

Kelvin: yo bro look at that kid filling his joint

Dylan: what a cone packer

by Cone packer May 12, 2018

Jimmy Cone

the act of a traffic cone being stuck up a females vagina then sticking your dick through the hole at the top of it and then having sex. All while eating ice cream

Person one: did you hear that john and sarah had a Jimmy cone?
Person two: They got ice cream?
Person one: They got a lot more than just ice cream...

by ManMan6t9 November 17, 2021

twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.

"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."

by ekoorbl October 20, 2013

Construction Cone

An old fashion butt F*&king, with nothing but spit as lube.

Person 1: "I heard his girl likes the construction cone."
Person 2: "Really?! so does Steve"

by Havoker July 15, 2011

Rory Cone

A massive cone!

When this pizza gets here im going to punch the fattest Rory cone!

by Chronzo October 21, 2011