throat cones

It's when a broad gives you head with ice cubes in her mouth

Yea she invited me over for dinner at her house buy all she was serving was throat cones.

by Billy Dizzle January 14, 2016

Smash cones

To be smoking bongloads or pipeloads of cannabis, where the bowl is shaped like a cone.

Bro last night i was gonna smash cones with stoners on FB live, but my phone battery died.

by Danbridge August 14, 2018

crack cone

halle vincent

omg halle is such a crack cone

by ytewhghj October 1, 2017

Throne cone

Fellatio on the toilet, see blumpkin

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.

by Econgineer September 23, 2016

Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.

Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!

by maplefrost November 1, 2017

Cone-dom

A special brand of profalactic, commonly used by people with traffic cone sized cocks, of course this makes their bell - ends oddly shapen but still rips vadge good and proper.

Robin: Aww man, i can never find any condoms that fit my traffic cone shaped willy!
Michael: Dont worry buddy - take this cone-dom!
Robin: Phew, youre a life saver buddy, my grannies coming over tonight you see, for a joint think.
Michael:.......

by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010

going cones

(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”

Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.

Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”

by District May 1, 2018