by UnstableLudlow February 6, 2018
Get the barnes and unstable mug.Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.
by Lady Fob November 10, 2020
Get the Barn Doors mug.by BENDA August 10, 2006
Get the barn mug.A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:
2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes
Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.
Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.
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2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes
Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.
Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.
Also: Barn spicing
by barnmucker January 16, 2011
Get the Barn Spice mug.Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"
This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"
This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"
"Barne's Test mate?"
"Yeah ok she's alright."
"Barne's Test mate?"
"Yeah ok she's alright."
by The one with pie February 26, 2009
Get the Barne's Test mug.A girl who constantley blogs or post things on facebook about being country ; also fantasizes about how one day they will marry there red neck romeo.
Barn Whore FB post : " If you aint country, you needa gitcha butt outta here honey. "
Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "
Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "
by Lethal Lemon Ninja June 6, 2013
Get the Barn Whore mug.A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.
Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.
by Faux Fu Chu September 13, 2016
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