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bacon number

The number of film connections one has to Kevin Bacon. The lower the number, the closer one has worked to Bacon.
Hugh Grant worked with Nicholas Hoult in About A Boy; Nicholas Hoult worked with Kevin Bacon in X Men: First Class. Therefore, Hugh Grant has a Bacon number of 2.
by Shelbyninja November 22, 2011
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Bacon butty

An amazing, yet simple sandwich, and perfect hangover cure. A bun, buttered perfectly on both sides, filled with mounds of hot crispy bacon.
"I had a bacon butty this morning and it made the world feel a little bit brighter"
by Olivia E November 5, 2006
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Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.
by the shiny elf November 12, 2011
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Weighing of the Bacon

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.
by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
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bacon salt

to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself
the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us
by reetle August 28, 2008
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Bunny Bacon

Raw ass pussy that's tore up from the floor up, tore back from the door back, and dem curtains stepped on like a door matt, sagging lower then a old woman's fun bags.
Damn, i was gonna hit that shit but she had some Bunny Bacon pussy lips.

That bitch tried feeding me her Bunny Bacon.
Can we have Bunny Bacon for breakfast dad?
That chick been fucked so much that she cooking Bunny Bacon downstairs.
by mypimpPONY April 1, 2013
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Beef Bacon

True bacon but from a cow or a bull. It has less saturated fats than pig bacon. Tastes, smells, cooks and looks very similar to a slice of pig bacon but has more scientifically proven health benefits.
Example 1:

Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"

Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"

Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."

Matt: "ooookay....."
by One Large September 3, 2019
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