Point Guard U

A nickname for The University of Arizona, referring to the men's basketball program's consistent development and output of quality NBA guards, especially point guards. The name was first applied by CBS sports analyst Van Coleman and is now in common usage.

Steve Kerr,
Damon Stoudamire,
Mike Bibby,
Jason Terry,
Gilbert Arenas,
Richard Jefferson,
Andre Iguodala,
Jerryd Bayless,
just to name a few of the Point Guard U's alumni.

by KaiTing November 19, 2010

dancing security guard

A freaking dank security guard that schools mascot

Loook at this DOOOOOODE Dancing security guard

by Memekid666 May 17, 2017

Angel Guarding

Blocking somebody off which leads them to not be able to move; ex. one person keeping someone on one side of a table, chair, room etc.
also applied to angel guarding: bathrooms, doors, cars, etc

"Stop angel guarding the bathroom!"

by Angel Guarder October 8, 2008

Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex

Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard

by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018

Etiwanda Color Guard

The guard has 69 which is extra thotty. They are all sexy and I love umm all. They also know their way around a pole (if you know what I mean ;)). Their coaches are pretty scary and would beat you with a whip if they could but they will always love the guard no matter what.

You see that sexy girl there she must be on the Etiwanda Color Guard

by ddking48 November 1, 2018

National Guard relationship

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.

"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"

by Copacetic October 1, 2012

Occam's Safety Guard

Occam's Safety Guard - contends that devising clever alternatives to the simplest solution can be safely avoided all together, as the result will inevitably be the same. It is, if you will, the scabbard with which Occam's Razor can be safely stored.

It is in a sense, it is the principle which destroys the dreaded, 'analysis to paralysis' dynamic.

The tedious nature of these meetings, in which we indulge every clever thought that comes out of someone's head, could be thwarted through the use of "Occam's Safety Guard".

or

Andrej should consider employing Occam's Safety Guard before he delves into the complexities of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich creation.

by The Infernal Machine December 26, 2011