Fat enough to bend light

If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.

"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

North bend high school

Stupid ass b*****s that suck at basketball because all they own is Walmart AND 1 s**t. And they talk trash about JV girls basketball teams, knowing that they suck ass and they didn’t make any team — from IF YA KNOW YA KNOW.

We know North bend high school sucks because we were there

by Maleilei14 January 17, 2019

back alley bend-over

An outdoor quickie. Usually occurs behind bars between strangers.

Man, a hobo watched me give that slut a back alley bend-over!

by MandyC047 March 3, 2011

STOP BENDING UR WRIST

Please stop bending ur wrist, if you hurt it!

When my friend is moving her hurt wrist I tell her to “STOP BENDING UR WRIST”

by Vi0123 February 21, 2023

Bend Back Over Ass

To bend back over ass is to put in a lot of effort into something. Sometimes not receiving any sense of completion or gratitude for your actions.

Tyrone: I bend back over ass for my team that can't do shit and we still lost.
Bruce: well sometimes you gotta just try harder.

by BigWillieHaver74 February 10, 2018

Gender Bending Rat Serum

A special potion made by the middle school alt kids.
Used to change the gender of a person to rat. Irreversible

Alt kid 1: did you hear that tommy took the gender bending rat serum?
Alt kid 2: really?? I didnt think he had it in him, good for him.

by BungerMyBeloved October 4, 2021

South Bend Tramp Stamp

When a man starts dancing on a girl from behind in a club, gets too excited and leaves a load on the girls lower back.

Did you see mk47 with that south bend tramp stamp when she left the fev the other night?

by B. Michaels May 7, 2008