AIDS Parade

A derogatory term often used while sitting in traffic referring to the cars between you and your destination. An AIDS parade is generally held every weekend from December through March on I-70 in Colorado. This term can also be used as a derogatory colloquialism expressing a great distaste for ones life, mannerisms, or actions.

Damnit Jew, would you look at this AIDS parade in front of us?

Jew, you really are a fucking one man AIDS Parade!

by TiredReality July 22, 2009

Foreign Aid

Foreign aid is domestic theft. Foreign aid is stealing money from poor people in rich countries and giving to rich people in poor countries. It’s not even aid—it’s corruption, a bribe to get them to accept US mandates. Foreign aid never helps poor people; it just buys cocaine, SUVs, and whores for the gangster-warlord ruling class of that country. Foreign aid is exactly the sort of internationalist evil that the US was supposed to be founded in opposition to; it’s socialized evil for foreigners...

1. If you support the government stealing 1/3 of our pay at IRS gunpoint every year and giving to evil foreigners: murdering-raping-torturing Islamic gangsters like Nouri Al Maliki and Hamid Karzai, oppressive/murderous Israel, chick/baby slaying African warlords--you’re a goddamn traitor and you oughta be killed with a pipe.

2. You support foreign aid? Get the fuck out of my car right now. I’m serious.

by inessential-taxation-is-theft September 14, 2011

Aids In A Tin

Pepsi Cherry Max!

Pepsi Cherry Max is basically Aids In A Tin

by Greg_the_Smeg July 15, 2019

Zoo AIDS

Another name for monkey pox.

Did you know people are now calling monkey pox “Zoo AIDS.”

by Hamper Hunter September 5, 2022

Camper Aids

Diarrhea, flob sweat, gut grumbles, Cinnabon, and aching grundle that ensue after consuming food of questionable origin.

Most often contracted after partaking of a meal obtained from a food truck, or “camper”.

Connotatively referred to as “food poisoning” by the uninitiated.

“Ugh, I got a wicked case of camper aids after my wife forced me to eat at that food truck.”

by samskquantsh December 28, 2019

Children's Aid

Those fucking sons of a bitches that take peoples children. Mostly when the child is safe and the parents are innocent, just to piss them off and make money for the society.

"Wheres your son?"
"Fucking Children's aid took him."
"bastards"

by Mikochan June 17, 2009

sugar aids

A comedic term for diabetes (a.k.a. DIABETUS).

Diabetic: "I better not eat desert."
Friend: "Why- ohhh yeah, the sugar aids."

by LexingtonKW August 11, 2008