spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath

No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.

by Mawsforce January 4, 2011

Tub Fire

Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.

Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.

by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022

dry tub

When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.

Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.

by sittinherebored January 27, 2018

plague tub

Cruise liner

You sail on that plague tub and you’ll never come back alive.

by Lord Richards April 13, 2020

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

Tub munching

1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.

2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to do it later."

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

Tub slut

A lad who is a crack house jumper goes where ever the rock's are. Will fuck with a method dick just to get his fix

There goes the local tub slut he is such a jayden

by C-rockjay July 21, 2017