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Hondaed

An derogatory verb describing a wealthy high school kid that received a brand new Honda instead of a BMW, Mercedes, Cadillac, or other luxury car on their 16th birthday.
"Bro, did you get the new S-Class?" "Nah, I got Hondaed!"
by Mr January 24, 2016
mugGet the Hondaedmug.

honda carlo

95 Honda Accord with a Chevy bowtie drawn with sharpie around the H on the hood
I can't get an 86 Monte Carlo yet so I got a 95 Honda Carlo in the meantime
by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022
mugGet the honda carlomug.

honda civic

the poor person's car. most likely you wanted an accord but it was way too expensive so you settled for a civic. but you came to realize that a civic runs like a sack of shit that was set on fire.

people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.

you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.

also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.

all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
Brendon: hey look! its a honda civic!

Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
by antihondacivicmovement #AHCM February 7, 2022
mugGet the honda civicmug.

Honda

A honda is a japanese car and motorcycle manufacturer
i just bought a honda from the dealership and drove it here to my place of employment so that i can work to be able to affor the repayments on my honda
by ethroks December 3, 2021
mugGet the Hondamug.

Honda shitline

A underappreciated Truck that everyone talks trash about because it not really not a truck it's just a weird ass four wheeler that has a built in beer cooler in the truck bed and drives smoother than your Toyota Prius
Look at Jerry in his Honda shitline you know he's gotta have at least 12 cases in the trunk
by Jefg8r April 17, 2022
mugGet the Honda shitlinemug.

Honda

Normally cute girls whoms names are Sarah drive these cars
She must be a Sarah in that Honda
by Kanyon September 11, 2019
mugGet the Hondamug.

A Nice Honda

Nice cars are used generally to compensate for a lacking in other areas. To insinuate that someone has a small penis without being direct you say they have A Nice Honda
Ethan: Wow, Rachel's new boyfriend seems really cool and chill.

Me: Yeah, but I hear he has A Nice Honda
Ethan: Damn
Me: Damn
by JacK_RabiD November 12, 2019
mugGet the A Nice Hondamug.

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