Surf Snob

A surfer who treats other surfers like they are inferior, either because of level of talent or experience. They cut you off, belittle, or alienate. The surfer who has the mechanics but not the spirit. The surfer asshole.

Mike is such a surf snob, he thinks he is Kelly Slater.

by SurfC12 October 17, 2014

surf pig

A girl who hangs out and/or fucks a surfer and/or his friends in said group.

"Did you hook up with Katie at the party last night?"

"Nope, I was too wasted and ended up going home with one of the surf pigs."

by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008

Surf lifesaver

Surf lifesaving originated in Australia in 1907 in response to drownings at local beaches in Sydney. Such groups became necessary following the relaxing of laws prohibiting daylight bathing on Australian beaches.2 Volunteer groups of men were trained in life saving methods and patrolled the beaches as lifesavers looking after public safety.

Look how hot he is he be a surf lifesaver

by Trippy taco May 10, 2019

Waco Surfing

When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.

"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"

by Shair October 3, 2022

driveway surfing

To borrow a driveway, toilet, and shower for cleaning up when living out of a van.

On their 2-month road trip, Sarah and Buck took up regular driveway surfing to keep the van smelling fresh.

by RawbSF July 8, 2016

brown surf

surfing the Web while on the toilet

We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toiletbrownsurf

by hiflyndethdefyn1 November 4, 2014

Tit Surfing

Fastforwarding through shitty, low budget Netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls.

Rob, Jake, and I had bad luck tit surfing "Casting Couch" because we only saw one pair of tits.

by Ekaj and Bor November 11, 2013