A U. S. Navy term typically used by enlisted sailors when the Navy fucks you again. Derived from the non skid coating on the outer decks of ships that tears up any exposed skin if you fall and is very uncomfortable to take a knee on.
Sailor 1: "So you heard deployment for extended?"
Sailor 2: "Yup, non skid dildo strikes again."
Chief: "Section 2 has balls to six again this port."
MM3 mutters: "Thanks for the non skid dildo, Chief."
Sailor 3: "You're getting out? But you're almost at ten years, and then it's just ten more!"
Sailor 4: "My ass can't take anymore BOHICA WITH that non skid dildo, dude. I'm fucking done. FTN."
Sailor 2: "Yup, non skid dildo strikes again."
Chief: "Section 2 has balls to six again this port."
MM3 mutters: "Thanks for the non skid dildo, Chief."
Sailor 3: "You're getting out? But you're almost at ten years, and then it's just ten more!"
Sailor 4: "My ass can't take anymore BOHICA WITH that non skid dildo, dude. I'm fucking done. FTN."
by Fuck this shit, I'm out. October 5, 2018
Get the non skid dildomug. Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.
1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
by Savage20 October 6, 2021
Get the Alabama skid markmug. person who hasn't been taught the basics of bowel control. Usually a member of the liberal party of Australia and accidental prime minister.
by Abu sharmuta March 26, 2022
Get the Skid mark scottymug. A person or group of people the knowingly or unknowingly embarrass their nation weather it be political, or just publicity.
by RocThatDameWOLF October 31, 2014
Get the national skid stainmug. by Joe M+Matt S May 10, 2008
Get the skid on me boopsmug. A peice of shit that has stuck to the side of the toilet and looks something like a gt stripe on an old mucle car
dude i totally left that chick a surprise in her toilet, It was a full on turd and guess what?,I didnt flush so shes got a massive toilet skid mark on her hands-literally
by Asian Inv4sian August 8, 2009
Get the Toilet Skid markmug. Girl 1: How was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.
by bulldog07 May 22, 2006
Get the skid-markmug.