Chasity Shumate

Barry Brown's property

If any other man is caught with or caught looking at chasity Shumate Barry will rip your eyeballs out and skull fuck you!!! May God be with you!!!

by BigB94 March 28, 2021

schumats

dollars, money, ie: "bucks"

That guy makes big schumats (a lot of money).

by Gaetano 519 October 18, 2007

Shamaninja

A person who is both a shaman and a ninja.

Dude, did you see that guy, dressed in all black with a mask, summoning the spirits of the dead, and flipping out, wailing hardcore on a guitar, all at once? That dudes a total SHAMANINJA.

by Fireeye Smolder September 2, 2014

Shamalamadingdong

Used while shaking someone’s hand translates to “The last thing I touched was my dingdong”

-While shaking hands-
You: Shamalamadingdong
Them: what’s that mean?
You: The last thing I touched was my dingdong.
You: -gets on the floor and butt scoots away-

by ~Doggo~ November 25, 2017

Shamael

Shamael Is A Real Ninja He Dont Play By The Rules He Makes Them. You Say 2 + 2 = 4 But He Says 3-2= 1 And That’s What He Is 1 The 1 The Only. He Reads Between The Lines If There Isn’t Lines He Makes One. You Cross Him You Lost Him. Forever Getting His Lick Back. “Just Because Yall Hit The Same Hoe Don’t Mean We Equal Nigga” Most Likely Born In June. Has Fact Tattoos Are The Mark Of A Godly Man. Outfits Are Up To Par Even On His Off Day. Big Boy Trucks That Move Faster Then A Sports Car Come Equipped If Your Referring To A Shamael. Looks Are A 10 Outta 10. Have You Seen Boul ? Anyway Most Likey To Be Born In June. The 19th To Be Exact. Top Tier Rapper. Overall A Good Ni**a With Morals.

Hey How’s Your Ex ?

Idk I Only Dated Shamael & There’s No After Him.

by Fanofarealninja95 November 22, 2021

office shaman

like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.

Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

daniel schumaker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend with a chick that is far more interesting and wishes he could be with her instead

A liar who dricks bud light all day everyday

Don't believe Daniel Schumaker he is a great liar.

Daniel Schumaker is buying more beer and fighting with his baby mama.

by Gotemcowboy February 3, 2018