Selfie Dick

A dick so large, all one can do with it is take a selfie.
He dropped his pants, revealing this massive selfie dick! I couldn't take it so I just pulled out my phone...
by Twosip September 12, 2017
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selfie session

A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.
My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.
by Psychedelic euphoria May 17, 2014
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selfie python

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.
Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.
by ROCKBOB26 December 09, 2015
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selfie steamroll

when a person who posts a group selfie to social media, even though they are the only person who looks good in the selfie.
Ashley really selfie steamrolled me last night when she tagged me in that picture, i looked terrible
by dunkm@asterflex October 12, 2015
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elfie selfie

a song is sung by 6, 5 year olds and losers
by ur nonexistent father December 01, 2022
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GPS selfie

Taking a screenshot of your current gps location when you are at an interesting place.
Dude we are at a village only 10 km from Iran, lets take a GPS selfie.
by rohkx June 07, 2017
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hostage selfie

1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.

2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.
Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.

Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.
by Snap Captor November 17, 2015
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