scottish wonka

Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.

We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!

I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.

by Beanbunny05 March 3, 2024

Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency

“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”

by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025

Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you

Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro

by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023

The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017

scottish plunger

When your Girlfriend gives you oral after her mouth was being used as a human poo toilet

guy 1: Dude, Me and my girl just tried the Scottish Plunger,
guy 2: Really, how did that go?
guy 1: I'm got 5 years in the slammer for rape, Totally worth it though

by Dandal202 May 23, 2016

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019

Scottish

A group of people located north of England who speaks very oddly, it is also the home country(?) of Scrooge McDuck

Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!

Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!

by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020