sammy boi

sammy boi is the gayest person you’ll ever meet, fucking gay bitch. he is also the sexiest mad boi alive. his bestie is kate, who he loves ;) just kidding sammy boi bestieee

p1: omg is that sammy boi the sexy beast

p2: yeah but i heard he loves kate

p1: fucking gay cunt

by imagine being named kate sexy May 7, 2020

Sammy Variant #4502

Sammy (aka variant #4502), was transported to the TVA after she caused a branch in time because she ate the wrong piece of cake at Thor's party. Sammy's release from the TVA was not publicized, for confidential reasons. Sammy variant #4502 is the most perfect human being you'll ever meet. She is loved by many as a great-granddaughter, granddaughter, daughter, sister, cousin, niece, friend, and most importantly, a grandma. Sammy variant #4502 is super empathetic, and always willing to help and comfort a friend. She is awesome at signing, and pretty tall and athletic (Sammy variants usually do sports and are very committed to the things they enjoy doing.) Sammy variants always have many favorite expressions. #4502's favorites are bucko (shmucko), drat you, trashity, and *eeeeaaah* (incoherent screaming). Sammy variants favourite colours constantly vary but are usually orange or yellow. Sammy Variant #4502 is also super creative, great at dancing, and can pull off any neon-coloured outfit. Sammy variants are usually blessed with awesome talents, like being adept at drawing, having awesome taste in clothes, and just being a beautiful, entertaining, interesting, and fun person to be around! Sammy variants love coming up with theories and creative ideas, and every variant of Sammy has aspired to be an actor or artist of some kind. Overall, Sammy Variant#4502 is the perfect friend to have, because she will always be by your side in many memories to come. <3

"Who's that?'
"Sammy Variant #4502! She's my best friend!"

by Pinkflamingos22 January 21, 2022

Sammy Medows

Mid level cod streamer, got that nerdy (THEY ARE BLUE LIGHT FILTER GLASSES) but cute type about him, probably sucks eggs, toxic but legit. chupa la huevos

alternate names sandy windows, samurai widowmaker, catslayer, sammy wammy doo dah

you heard about sandy windows? yeah he sucks on eggs.

samurai widowmaker steals more moms than jayden
sammy medows: BLUE LIGHT FILTER, I GOTTA PEE FROM ALL THIS HYDRATION

by Toxbunny080 February 20, 2022

Sammy wammy :3

Literally the most unfunniest person on earth. If you listen to her jokes, you immediately get brain and ear cancer due to the amount of sheer unfunny in her jokes. Imagine humans evolving billions of years, your ancestor’s ancestor’s greatest grandchildren in future. But that grandchild is someone called Sammy Wammy :3 and they tell their joke and it immediately kills your mood. Seriously, the world is full of many potential talents, many jokes, funniest people like me (urmomcvmdumpster), and then there’s Sammy Wammy :3, who tells her “Sam sung, Samsung” joke, and the world is amazed by how fucking horrible it is. The dead immediately wants to be more dead, the humour of 2022 collapsed. The World Health Organization and governments in every country immediately gets an order to seize Sammy Wammy :3 and constrains her. Fuck you Sammy Wammy :3, and I’m literally funnier than you.

Did you know? The world has billions of jokes, but Sammy Wammy :3, kills the fucking humour and the entire populations’ ear drums.

by Funniest Person than Sam March 20, 2022

Sammy Hakma

Sammy Hakma is a cool and amazing and funny kid

Sammy hakma is cool and amazing

by Dhzuzuuhdhd April 24, 2022

Sammy Boyd

Knows how to get down and back it up.

Should be on a leash 24/7.
Insult.

Sammy Boyd just busted a nut

by Tylerblevinsballsack17 July 14, 2022

sammy spade

Nickname for one of the members of the "Italian Highlights" 2001 tour of europe; made popular and first used by Mr. Steven Traendly. The name "sammy spade" eventually came to replace the more traditional "steve sweiciki."

"We were all gathered around in a room trying to get this kid to talk, because he was trying to stay silent for 24 hours...I think it was Sammy Spade."

"Who?"

"You know, Steve Sweiciki."

by City Island Scroller August 2, 2004