MySpace relationship

A relationship where the couple dated for a few weeks or days. It lasts for a few weeks, maximum 2 or 3 months.
Person 1: I really liked them, but it was a MySpace relationship..

Person 2: A what?

Person 3: It lasted a few weeks, we dated for like 4 days.

Person 2: Sad.
by VJH August 05, 2012
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relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.
Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 05, 2009
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awkward relationship

when you are in a relationship and no one knows about it
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk
did you hear about sarah and ricky they are in an awkward relationship
by ladyb_cupcakes April 11, 2015
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Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.
"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"
by Eema Braazkumov March 22, 2016
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relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner
Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat
by Pink sock April 29, 2018
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Ghosted relationship

Ghosted relationship is where a man/woman who dissapeared and did not talk or text their partners.
Ghosted relationship ? Just break up
by AA 💜 December 02, 2018
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relationship purgatory

The dead zone that one enters in between relationships; when it is too late to resume a past relationship and yet too soon to begin another.

This "relationship limbo", if you will, is usually encountered by people who have ruined their past relationship to such an extent that it cannot be repaired, and yet cannot move on to another as the pain of said breakup is still too near. There is no way to move back and yet no way to move forward, and the sufferer is left in a no-man's land of loneliness and netflix.
Person A: hey, you and Jenny broke up like two weeks ago and all you've done is lie in bed and watch Netflix. You must have seen every episode of Hannibal at least five times now. Come out with us and find someone else.

Person B: BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE.

Person A: then go tell her you're sorry!

Person B: NO. IT'S OVER FOR GOOD NOW.

Person A: then come out and meet someone else!!

Person B: BUT I CAAAAN'T

Person C: fuck. she's got a serious case of relationship purgatory.
by idlelorien June 16, 2014
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