Polonius

Back in the day the homies around the way frequently used the word polonius as away to describe a person place or thing

That bitch just made a polonious move, had me take her out and spend all my paper on her ,then when we get back to the crib she says she not down to fuck ,that’s some polonious shit right there! So the definition of the word polonius is something that presents itself as being genuine & real but turns out to be fake, phony, or a fraud

by Bigcupinthebx November 16, 2017

Plonkadonk

An unusual eastern british slang for a plonker.

Look at arthur, he's a right plonkadonk!

by Dudealive November 28, 2017

Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017

Pelon Mini

A small counterpart of the soft Mexican candy that you dispense out of multiple holes, making noodle like strands of it. The candy comes in 3 flavors: Original Tamarindo, Chamoy, And Mango.

Person 1: Bro want some Pelon Minis?
Person 2: Yeah sure.

by THEPROMEDIC May 9, 2018

Plonker

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

by Chickenboii June 10, 2018

Palony

a shitty gay non meaning word motherfucker

Palony is very tasteful

by Pooper321 June 11, 2018

pmlonkibjuvhycgtxfrzd

When you get bored and typed all qwerty combos such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhg and at least 3 more and try to beat the system.

I was bored so I typed this pmlonkibjuvhycgtxfrzd

by borederob May 31, 2018