Burning Peanuts

The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.

Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"

by Reyvor January 14, 2016

Peanut's Weather

A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.

We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.

by Jinde Kush October 15, 2014

Punjabi Peanut

The name of any resident of the cow infested hellhole that goes by the name of India.

"If your from India, doesn't that make you a punjabi peanut?"
"Well, yes, that is the politically correct term, but the unconventional term for us is Indians."

by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023

juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”

by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021

peanut basket

it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.

aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?

by Mrbananagurd January 18, 2017

Heehoo Peanut

ohh ohh ahh ahh used to convey sarcasm and insult someone's sayings by mocking them like a monkey.

Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2: Heehoo Peanut you are an idiot.

by infranana December 8, 2020

Peanut Flopper

When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.

Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."

by Mike Matt-ka September 2, 2010