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Paddie Wack

A girl with an amazing rack and ass within form of it's size.
A beautifully figured body
Nicely formed breasts and ass
She don't chit chat,
Not bout shit shat,
Cute face, runs track,
Nice fuck, half black,
Shawty's got a paddie wack,
And when all was said and done,
She went and sucked my sack.
by The Chang Gang- Dirty Jers September 1, 2012
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plastic paddy

Once strictly used by people from Ireland to describe people from abroad who claim Irish ancestry, this term has been appropriated by Irish Americans who are tired of green beer, shamrocks in Guinness, and the "everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day" mentality. Plastic paddies can claim no Irish ancestry, have only a superficial knowledge of Irish and Irish-American history, and use St. Patrick's Day as an excuse to drink excessively. They genuinely believe that the Irish in America were lower than slaves, despite ample evidence to the contrary.
Only a plastic paddy would wear those stupid shamrock beads.
by sillymittens March 16, 2025
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Paddy Field

A folded piece of paper with a cross section like an M which is used as a tool to provide support when rolling joints. The folds can be multiplied to allow several joints to be prepared at once.
Got a long journey ahead, best get out the paddy field.

If you're rolling more than one, why don't you use a paddyfield?
by Luke M January 26, 2006
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Paddy-waggler

A person incapable of holding intelligent conversation, normally seen in a business meeting scenario where any sound or word uttered is met with disbelief from his/her colleagues as it does not normally pertain to the subject of the meeting.
Meeting attendee: "I wanted to mow my lawn on Sunday but my grass was too short"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"
by MacKenzie's Gang August 19, 2018
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Paddy Bradley

Callum “spunky wunky dungus” Deegan’s best friend, brother from another mother, A1 since day 1. Bros for life. 🔥😛
Who’s going deeganween?
We all know who was invited, Paddy Bradley moment!!
by Ice Spoce November 6, 2023
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paddy pedo

paddy pedo is a person that hides in bushes or trees and will be a pedo he also gives you nonsense maths work that nobody can do we don’t like paddy
person 1: hey do u see that in the trees

person 2: omg yeah what is it ?
person 1: ITS PADDY PEDO
by u stank July 18, 2020
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Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
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