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olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed
It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
by M & MOB October 7, 2013
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Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.
“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics
by Startupedition July 20, 2024
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Olympic games

The Olympic games, of all things, are not something to panic over. They're just games, win or lose. Holding nothing sacred but winning is not the point, and you wouldn't panic unless you're someone that holds nothing sacred, because then you'd feel like you had to win.
The uber competitive girl always put the same unrealistic pressure on everybody else that she tried to make it look like people were putting on her, when in reality she had always just been uber competitive about everything, and wanted to turn other people into her. Not everybody thought the Olympic games was a make or break event the way she did.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Olympic View Middle School

This place is so boring. A few fights break out every month. 8th grade lunch is practically breakfast. In 6th grade they barely give you anything. Then, in 7th it hits you like a truck. 7th graders are basically starving by lunch, Math isn't so bad. Some kids at the school just don't know when to stop because there are to consequences for bad behavior. Many of the kids make disgusting jokes. There is bird poop or gum everywhere in the courtyard. The locks for P.E & Band are terrible, they unlock with a little tug. They don't have CHOCOLATE MILK AT LUNCH! The lockers are absolutely useless. Who is going to walk back to building A just to get their stuff? but, the band 7th and 8th grade teacher is absolutely amazing.

If you work at OVMS this is a suggestion; if you can, make something where the student will feel the need to think " I probably shouldn't do this because...". As a student at OVMS I know how well this referral system is working, and I'm sorry, but it's not.
by Mr AD37 November 8, 2023
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Olympics

The Olympics are just games, so at the end of the day, if you're an athlete, hopefully you do what you want to do no matter what, from winning a medal to having a good time and not winning anything at all. It's not about what other people want you to do, since they are not there. What makes people happy and doing what they love isn't being lost, being lost is not having found something you love to be doing.
The Olympics are games, and people sometimes turn them into something beyond human. Life is not a comic book.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Olympic judges

It's interesting how the judges seem to focus more on the mistakes an athlete makes even if the athlete has done a routine like nobody else, something that is theirs, something that is them. That's one of the worst things about the Olympics, there is really no such thing as better or worse routine, and yet they have an entire international event dedicated to grading which routine was better or worse, and that's what athletes are taught, they have to get a certain score. It's like grading what food is better or worse, some people like pizza and hate Chinese food and some people like Chinese food and hate pizza, the whole thing gets silly.
Olympic judges seem like the worst kind of people, instead of the Olympic games being the games that they are, people get the impression that all this stuff is the most serious thing in the world if they listen too closely to the judges.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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Olympic Class Dumbass

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Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.
by WTMS369 January 11, 2021
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