Dick

A complete jerk and a person who is always disappointing, even when given the best of chances

guy stop being such a dick

by Sir boss November 1, 2018

Dick

Something girls like to suck on

Kate: sucks on dick**
Jason: im gonna cum.
Jason: cums in kates mouth**

Kate: mmmmm** licks cum*

by Sexisfunofcum June 1, 2019

Dick

A gay person's and slut's favorite type of lolipop. Usually releases milk when really horny.

You see the person over there? He sucks dick.

by Mr.Explosions February 20, 2020

Dick

A dick is a the thing you pee out off and sometimes cum. Asians penis are small,white,medium,black large. Btw I'm straight

"Hey girls you see how big his dick is"

by Anonymous 100011 July 10, 2017

a not dick

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016

dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

Dick

The sneaky snake between a mans legs
Also know as the second or main brain of a man

Mary Walked in johns room only to find him going at it with a sock on his dick

by Titty-Fister June 23, 2016