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Random guy: what the hell is this n00b TurbidCurrent going on about?
Other guy: He's talking about Orlandu, that old man from FFT. Turbid wants his cock.
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Other guy: He's talking about Orlandu, that old man from FFT. Turbid wants his cock.
TurbidCurrent: Your Mother wants his cock, sparky. The SRO Foundation wants YOU!
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