Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)
by Ed Shusky January 09, 2006
When a woman, or man shaves their pubes and after a short period of time their bush is a coarse patch of stubble. It usually leads to irritation for the lover performing oral sex.
by billyboy11 November 19, 2010
by steelraggae January 08, 2006
Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.
by TangClock April 17, 2009
To hit the pub or drinking establishment on a Friday night at 5pm. Usually starts out as a few quiet drinks but ends up with hangover amnesia
Thomson: Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend, I'm off to help Mum wash the Dog.
Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!
Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!
by Ralf_Style July 16, 2010
(used only in UK) - 1) A potential female sexual partner only chosen because it's eleven o'clock at night (last orders) and you still haven't pulled. 2) A not-too-pretty female who you wouldn't look twice at sober, but who takes on a princess-like aura by eleven o'clock, usually after you've had a number of drinks.
by Marc GJ May 19, 2004
The time of the night when the viral video "Shoes", by Liam Sullivan, begins to become funny. Many other un-funny things can begin to incite laughter. Although it comes earlier for some people, it is agreed that it usually comes sometime between 2:00 and 5:00 a.m.
God, it's Shoes O'Clock... that picture of the cat dressed as a nun was much funnier than it should have been.
by Leroy Finklestein November 11, 2010