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Nolan

A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.
Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
by Notracistbro January 31, 2024
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Nolan Smith

Ugly rat that no one likes and cheats on girls and leaves them for there best friend
“did you know that Nolan Smith is around?”
“WHAT NO YOU KNOW WHAT HE’LL DO?”
by lalaloopsieland22 December 8, 2019
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Nolan

A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.
Nolan: Hey Yali
Yali: shut up Nolan
by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019
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Nolan

Nolan is a type of guy that takes a basketball away from a kid with down syndrome. He also likes to sweat in every sport and also plays overwatch a lot.
Nolan is such a sweat
by Nolanthesweat April 24, 2019
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Nolan

Nolan is the type of guy who would do anything for the people he loves, especially his girlfriend. He likes cute, short girls who are weird and funny in a good way. He is athletic, usually playing basketball. He has beautiful ocean blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, usually put up in a man-bun. He's pretty horny at sometimes and very romantic. He'll tease you and always give you complements. He's pretty shy and quiet when you first meet him, but once he opens up, you'll immediately connect with him. He's very handsome and charming, and a little flirty. And be careful, hes a little sensitive and gets jealous easily, so if his girl, give him all your love. He loves making out and seeing you smile. And if you ever get the chance to have sex, take it. Nolans are good in bed, and have pretty big dicks. He has this certain innocence about him and he makes you feel safe. He gives his whole heart to you and find yourself giving him your's, too. If ever get the chance to meet a Nolan, TAKE IT. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet and you might even end up marrying him one day. It's almost impossible to let go of such a keeper.
Nolan means so much to me. I cant imagine ever leaving him, I love him so fucking much.
by Nolan's Girlfriend :) February 26, 2021
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Nolan

A small dicked redhead, that's at least part white. unfortunately, he's quite funny, but really bad at giving head. A goo person to keep around as he'll probably be successful in life, and is nice enough to support your shitty ass future.
Person 1: Ay you know Nolan?

Person 2: Yeah he couldn't make me cum
Person 1: Aw
by Mermph February 6, 2022
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nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch
Shut the fuck up nolan
You fuck head
give me back my oreos
by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019
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