A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.
Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
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