Sex Nightmare

When you have a Sexy Dream, that is both horrifying and arrousing at the same time. Some people still get off on their Sex Nightmares.
Ria loved having a Sex Nightmare that involved a wheel of cheese, black ribbon, fancy panties and a man with condom fingers chasing her.
by CheeseyMcDoodle July 07, 2017
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Brown Nightmare

A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.

A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".
Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."
by DrPotatoSkins December 04, 2023
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Nightmare Person

Someone who has a lot of red flags and is usually difficult to get along with.
"Dude, my manager is a nightmare person."

"My date last night was horrible. He's definitely a nightmare person."
by Insect September 21, 2021
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sidebar-nightmare

upon youtube trolling, a user will notice the sidebar of suggested videos, when an unsuspecting victim clicks what turns out to be a very terrible video and repeated incidents of these videos may lead to sidebar-nightmare .
for example, an unsuspecting user is watching whale videos videos and youtube suggests "cindy salsa". the user clicks and is lead to a horrific video. this user will now suffer from sidebar-nightmare
by softballguy June 26, 2013
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Philosopher's Nightmare

Any time you're witnessing a conversation spiral downwards and are able to identify the rhetorical techniques participants are fueling the descent with little hope of being able to recover from. Techniques include cherry-picking, generalizing, the moral high ground, appealing to fear or popularity, aggressive (including passive) behavior, explicit bias and persistent rambling with an intent to win over the other side. You're confident any contribution or attempt to help move the conversation forward will be ignored or met with immediate resistance and rejection.
That post on Facebook about gun control became a Philosopher's Nightmare with most of the participants attacking and distracting each other.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 27, 2022
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John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy
I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life
by Shira November 01, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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