Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.
“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”
by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021
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Mechanical Twerk

The same Twerk done over and over, usually by a large group of people
Jimmy is such a tool! His only move is such a mechanical twerk.
by Speedjunki September 01, 2016
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Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours
Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
by mtfort February 20, 2018
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Arse Mechanic

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".
Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"
by peterbeans December 28, 2010
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Space Mechanic

Ones who "get blasted" and "fix", or "service" if you will, all girls around the world
Bob: Damn Steve how have you been getting so many ladies lately?
Steve: It's easy Bob, I'm a space mechanic
by CodyB.M.F[I9S] February 16, 2011
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Paradigm Mechanic

Someonr who can't change and entire system, process or worldview, but knows how to tweak it so it's less vile and ficked up.
There's no way we can defeat capitalism, just by ourselves, in the next few months but as paradigm mechanics, we can fuck it up enough to improve it for a lot of people.
by dgivista January 18, 2025
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Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.
Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
by DeepInTheGame June 09, 2011
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