male
A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.
Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.
If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.
Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.
If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
Can be used expressively or as an interjection.
by Micah February 17, 2005
A "man" is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausible, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A man is usually bitter, spiteful and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast amount of rejection he gets. In a typically testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting ridiculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the men themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spiteful, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A man will submit something along the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have really been submitted to Urban Dictionary)
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A man is usually bitter, spiteful and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast amount of rejection he gets. In a typically testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting ridiculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the men themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spiteful, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A man will submit something along the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have really been submitted to Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
The man is a man who wishes to be The Man, and tries his hardest to be The Man by either doing what The Man has done, or saying he did what The Man has done.
In reality, there is only one man who is fated to be The Man, who if he becomes The Man before the age of 25, or if he does not survive until the age of 100, the world will crumble.
In reality, there is only one man who is fated to be The Man, who if he becomes The Man before the age of 25, or if he does not survive until the age of 100, the world will crumble.
Fundo: I found out who the real The Man was, and lost respect for that pretend The Man.
Fundala: Really?! I don't even know who the pretend The Man is. Who's the real The Man?!
Fundo: Are you crazy?! Don't ask me that. I'll get killed for giving out information like that.
Fundala: Really?! I don't even know who the pretend The Man is. Who's the real The Man?!
Fundo: Are you crazy?! Don't ask me that. I'll get killed for giving out information like that.
by authOOr August 08, 2006
An object used for the amusement of women.
Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.
Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
by jeff's other girlfriend January 09, 2005
1) If we are to believe the Bible, the prototype for humanity. Large, utilitarian, and fun to play with; however, being only human, not always rational.
2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.
2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.
by Qit January 13, 2004