miniten

A Tennis-like game played at nudist resorts. Instead of tennis racquets, wooden paddels are used.

by fisk September 20, 2003

MiniToon

The best person to ever exist in the whole damn universe. Also known as the dude who created piggy and many other cool ass games.

MiniToon is an amazing developer!

by BadasskidQwQ July 24, 2022

military banter

Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.

Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter

by futmar October 5, 2015

Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.

Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.

by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016

militainment

A spectacle designed to entertain combat troops after warfare.

Nothing like militainment after a hard day of killing women and children.

by Bigmanwalking May 1, 2016

Manitude

A man who acts like a little cry baby girl

Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.

by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017

Military Genius

A person who states factual evidence regarding the military

Malik is a military genius because he always states the facts.

by RiseoftheMalik April 27, 2017