lame-no scale

lame-no scale the scale in which a person/s or thing/s
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10

0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame

person 1: that trick was so lame a baby could do it

person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale

by the last mad scientist October 10, 2011

ball of lame

A lame ball. Enough said.

Friend 1: Hey dude wanna see my rad ball of fame?
Friend 2: You mean ball of lame?

by The shotgun boi May 7, 2018

Walk of Lame

In what otherwise would have been a walk of shame, the individuals are instead visibly pissed because not only are they late for meetings, they were subjected to drunksitting or cuddle-only relations the night before.

"Last night was awesome man!"
"You can't hide it bro, that was a walk of lame at best."

by AnInterestedObserver September 23, 2011

claim to lame

A claim to fame, which is lame

"I know everyone knows it now but I was one of the first 100,000 people to have seen "Gangnam Style" on Youtube."
"Wow! That's some claim to lame! Have you considered putting that on your business card?"

by Portmaguese1 October 7, 2012

lame corn

Lame corn is a person who is a lame and thinks the popping hints the corn

Your such a lame corn ass bitch

by Ling ling chicken chicken October 1, 2019

Straight Lame

A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)

That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.

by Jane doe 661 December 8, 2018

twi-lame

An intellectual mocking of the current twilight vampire series.

No i will not be going to the new twi-lame movie. Besides what kind of a main character is a vegetarian-vampire.

by southpawhunter December 4, 2011