Kelsey is a D1 hater, Foul mouthed individual, Big black guy that torments his friends for fun. He's a very good friend when he's not calling you a "knit wit", "troglodyte", "Fuck niggas", "Heathen", and things of that nature. Kelsey's main victim is Eric a lil nigga and another lil nigga named Joe who isn't a nigga. Kelsey can be spotted anywhere as long as it's convenient for him. Incase you encounter Kelsey...-don't talk to me fuck niggas I'm listening to music 😐
by Thehateraboveall March 6, 2024

a couple you wouldn't expect to be together but are actually very cute. They bring out the best qualities in each other despite being polar opposites. They radiate happiness and love to try new things together. Kelsey and Justin don't always seem to get along but they both know that they belong together.
by definitelynotkelsey May 7, 2018

by K3lsey_ January 31, 2023

by miloafe July 26, 2021

She usually is a rude cow who manipulates adults into believing she is innocent. Often she is a teachers pet but behind their backs she is sly and cruel. Kelsey’s tend to have a big mouth but a bigger forehead. They lie about being bullied for attention and sympathy and fake diagnose themselves with mental illnesses. She is usually quite stupid but thinks she is amazingly intelligent. You wouldn’t want one of them in your lives, as all she will do is try and turn everyone against you. She lies about events to make her seem like the victim when she is always the aggressor.
by weewooheehoo October 15, 2019

A sweet, loving and gentle guy. He will never cheat and always be loyal. he is handsome inside and out, and is anything but a player. Once you have a Kelsey as a friend or a boyfriend, never let him go. His heart easily gets broken. Is overall smart, but spaces out in the few classes that bore him. his up for anything and is always down to hang. He is a super sweet and comforting man to be around, everyone loves a kelsey!
Person 1: I heard you were feeling pretty down yesterday
Person 2: Yea. Thankfully Kelsey was there. He made me feel so much better.
Person 2: Yea. Thankfully Kelsey was there. He made me feel so much better.
by A__sbadmawa November 19, 2018

kelsey is the fucking ugliest person on earth and you do NOT want to be around her she will back stab you when you least expect it. she will never be truthful and she will always give you attitude. she always has to be right and if net she will come for you. she is the worst person with such a big ego but they are ugly and rude asf even to elder people. never have kelsey as your friend! she will make your life the worst. SHES UGLY. SHES A RAT. THAT HAS PROBLEMS AND TRANSMITS THEM TO YOUR LIFE!SHE THE WORST. SHE THINKS SHES EVERYTHING BUT NO ONE FUCKING LIKES HER
by laPsecreta December 2, 2022
