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Jonathan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
by Hero_DC March 12, 2019
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Jonathan

A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard
Jonathan can't play that game.
by ydhfjfjd March 5, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
Man I wish I would have never dumped Jonathan for him
by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018
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Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020
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Jonathan

A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body
Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!
by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018
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Jonathan

Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
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Jonathan

A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance
Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!
by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018
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