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Jonathan

quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs
dont be jonathan be carlos
by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018
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A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020
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A dude that can do both. He can be weird but serious, even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face. He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But somehow with all that he's athletic and some what smart but acts stupid 24/7.a stupid hoe
Your a mysterious mofo is your name Jonathan?
by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017
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A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body
Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!
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A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance
Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!
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Someone who loves lawn care and a whole lotta music
Jonathan loves to cut the beautiful grass.
by Hahahaha your mom November 8, 2018
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A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard
Jonathan can't play that game.
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