n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
by Hero_DC March 12, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. by ydhfjfjd March 5, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body
by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug.