A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body
by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
by Hero_DC March 12, 2019

Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019

by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018

quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs
by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018

The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS
by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019
