Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.

Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.

by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023

Jasper

Jasper is a hot 5’9 piece of meat who has a huge cock. He is a caring person with a great personality. He is closed off at first but once you get past the shell he hides under you can see his luminous eyes.

His gf: I’ve seen Jasper in his natural habitat and he’s a hot catch.

by GiganticD July 28, 2022

Jasper

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.

"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."

by user74918304 November 20, 2023

Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.

“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”

by Broughton November 7, 2020

Jasper

The cutest and most handsome guy ever, probably kinda fruity, always a gentelman. The kind of guy that would hold your hand almost always and give you reassuring hand squeezes that make you feel loved. Almost always is obssesed with either the color green, frogs or both. Very artistic and talented, very good friend and partner.

Person 1: Where is Jasper?
Person 2: You mean the best guy?

Husband and boyfriend material.

by manstay November 24, 2021

Jasper

Someone who is submissive and breedable, usually with a fat ass. And they can't be named this, without being at least a liiiiitle gay.

"I have breeded jasper"
"Same"

by Vegan Meatball January 12, 2023

jasper and colt

The best couple ever <3

Wow if this relationship ends horribly the definition for Jasper and Colt will be up forever.

by coltiepoo March 7, 2024