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Jasper

A smart man who is not smart at all he just acts like #HeAlsoHasABigDickAreYouSeeingFromOtherPost
Oh my God Jasper did you just wake up you didn’t call me even though we’re talking about Sonia your big juicy suck
by Morning and it’s Romain December 1, 2019
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Jasper

A little dude who looks like a hobbit and a sasquatch’s loves child. His eyes scream that he will kill and will have no regret. If you see a jasper you better watch out.
by FoxyThing April 18, 2022
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"There were two jasper co-eds in her dorm who were fierce rivals for the love of a coffee-colored, curvaceous doll from a country town in Oklahoma." (Pimp; The Story Of My Life - by Iceberg Slim - Ch.2 Pg.23)
by Stan Lee "Bookie" Williams September 22, 2021
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Jasper Arkansas

Willie Nelson gets his pot from Jasper Arkansas
by niggardly4444444444444444 October 12, 2011
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Jasper

Jasper- horrid, terrible, insufferable, a confederate soldier who has an accent that makes him not sound white. a egotistical, self centered, crazy, manipulative, pathological liar who enjoys gas-lighting people and ruining everyone else's lives, as well as a potential homewrecker who strives to make u miserable because only he can be happy.
Jasper is terrible. I've never felt so free with him out of my life, be warned and get rid of every jasper u know, especially if they are white.
by jaemsjaems March 5, 2023
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Jasper dandy

When your naked, with a cowboy hat on and you have a flacid penis
Dude that drunk cowboy should just get to it or stop being a Jasper dandy
by trippeng December 23, 2019
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Jasper

Teenage guy with black hair that seriously needs to be cut.
Depressed 24/7 or at least that's how he acts. Really good at coding and math, and likes to gamble for money. Needs to get a social life and only has 2-5 friends at most, since he has trust issues.
Dude, is that Jasper over there?
Yeah, he's that genius math kid who never talks in class.
by hailzworth August 7, 2022
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