Cone-dom

A special brand of profalactic, commonly used by people with traffic cone sized cocks, of course this makes their bell - ends oddly shapen but still rips vadge good and proper.

Robin: Aww man, i can never find any condoms that fit my traffic cone shaped willy!
Michael: Dont worry buddy - take this cone-dom!
Robin: Phew, youre a life saver buddy, my grannies coming over tonight you see, for a joint think.
Michael:.......

by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010

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Cone Loafer

(invented-by vanessa ruisi) a cone loafer is the hybrid of a dutch wooden shoe and a penny loafer. also means when used in verbal aspects, or sentences..: "Ello Cone Loafer!, Good day to you" "Cone one Loaf" "Loaf tastic" "it's a downright bloody cone loafin' life mate" very authentic in it's use and purpose when it comes to word structure. also very savvy in the comedy department, at random, or directed and other humans, objects, cones, and loafs. Loaf on mother cone loafers!!!! :)

"Fork you , you insignificant weasel cone loafer" "Hello Cone Loafer Good Day to you!" "LoafMFAO!!"

by Nestea138 October 20, 2011

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Jimmy Cone

the act of a traffic cone being stuck up a females vagina then sticking your dick through the hole at the top of it and then having sex. All while eating ice cream

Person one: did you hear that john and sarah had a Jimmy cone?
Person two: They got ice cream?
Person one: They got a lot more than just ice cream...

by ManMan6t9 November 17, 2021

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